The Grossest Thing Ever

"Consider men without a sex drive. They would all be walking around in flip-flops and shorts, some hung over from the party after the rugby game, toothless from fights, laughing about fart jokes, and eating barking pigs, all the time, every day, for the rest of their lives. " 
-B.D. Foley in this awesome book I just finished reading

Yup. Most men would be pretty gross if it weren't for the women who inspire them to shower, shave, and put on a suit....or, umm, something that they picked up off their bedroom floor. 

But the grossest thing ever?

I just used Drano Snake Plus to unclog my sink-for the first time- and once again decided that I need a husband! 

Also, that 85 dollar Bumble & Bumble brush I accidentally bought at Sephora was a total rip-off, because, clearly,  there was more hair in the drain than on the brush, but I digress..........

Yes, I am aware that I digress a lot, but people seem to like it!

Another thing they like is FREE DATING & RELATIONSHIP ADVICE--from professionals to anyone who will listen.

In fact, I have a matchmaker-friend who once sat in New York City's Union Square and dished out complimentary love advice to anyone who would take it. (Let's just say she met  a lot of homeless people!) 

In that spirit, I am participating in a live web event, "All Things Dating....How To Find Love Again"  on Monday, May 9th at 8PM, EST, with another matchmaker friend. If you want to listen in-at no cost to you- just subscribe here.

There will be some really solid advice for both men and women--from both men and women.

And don't worry,  I know husbands are good for more than just doing the dirty work.